Monday, February 11, 2008

Mouse Boiler

I drowned a mouse to death with hotwater just now.... I didn't mean to do that. well... actually, I wanted it to die. We have mice and they have been eating our food. When I moved into Millers we used to have cockroaches too, but they are gone, our house is much cleaner now since I moved in. Sharing house with 3 boys can be very messy and dirty, I'm not complaining, cuz Ben, Scott & Dan are the coolest house mates and living with them is really fun.
Anyway, me and Ben were at home, I asked Ben to pick up and chuck it in the bin. But he was scared to do it, he refused to do it.
OK. I'll do it. Fuck! I'm scared too, but I have to do it. I can't leave the dead mouse floating in the sink for another 6 hrs till Dan or Scott come back from work.....
I picked up a colander to pick the dead mouse, then the mouse moved! FUCKK!!!!!!!! It was alive.... but I was glad,. I didn't kill it, I'm not a murderer. I had to save the mouse, he looked so cute, I picked him up and went outside and released him...... he ran away....
Please don't come back, EVER.

I drowned a mouse to death with hot water..... here it is.......
it wasn't moving at all till i picked up the colander in the sink

FUCKK!!!!!!!! Moved!!!!!!
It was alive! cute.... but we don't want you here....

I picked him up and released him outside.

4 comments:

Chris said...

This is without a doubt, the single best blog post you have ever done.
Infact i would go as far as to say it's the single best blog post ever by anyone. Ever.
It had everything - life, death, tragedy, love, and most importantly, drama! It was so exciting when the twist at the end came in, better than the usual suspects. I'm so happy for the mouse!
And, i love the line 'please don't come back ever!'

Wow. just wow. XXX

Exceedingly Good Keex said...

CHRIS!!!!
thank you! really?? was this that good?
thank you! i'm glad.
XXX

Chris said...

It was better than good. It was amazing. An incredible story! I started off sad about the mouse and then was really happy at the end thanks to your surprise and your photo of the happy mouse!!

tomoko said...

That pictures of mouse are hilarious!!sooo cuuuuute!!!