Living the dream

keex is busy soundchecking ....im vic strap-on keex personal assistant....

tuesday, day 4 of the tour, 1 pound shit pit in nottingham....all the good shit was way more expensive.

keex decided on guns and roses 87 look for the show. only£8!

tony the staffy cross.

vickie and her aztec legging find , only £3.

lez spanking fetish club we played.

extremely excited about spanking in the lez club. andy booked this venue for vic on purpose.

poster extravaganza...

spanky van lezbians ....lovely venue.

the venue was really arty, nirvana nevermind cover mock.

simons big sausage with thrush mash.

another money shot of the thrush cock.

divorce.

comanechi on top of the pops.

more top of the pops....po yr tops off.

guilty parents feeding the burds.

consummating the marriage of filth tour.

simon and vso on honeymoon reading zoo mag. so romantic!

ricky liars club....we stayed at his house.

day 5 of the tour. ruffians with black eyes in newcastle.

venue the head of steam, sold out show again! can you believe it, yes I can.

hunners o wee burds at the gig.....must be anther lesbian night.

tesco midnight ram raid.....got followed by a team of security.

vickie loves robbie.

england sells booze after 10....that is fuking genius.

just like wierd science except no kelly le brock

simon loves microwave lasagne,its his 23rd of the tour.

tesco raybans.....100 pound cheaper than actual raybans.

vso loves justin boaby,he looks like a wee babberdabber(baby dyke).

human centipede...first sector...keex is second and simon the third....he died later on that night from putrid excrement ....bum tae mouth.
keex misses gg so bought this from asda for 4 pound so he's close to her heart every night...she loves gg.

we are living the dream guys. slept on a dirty flea ridden mattress in a student flat with the door off the hinges.

simon recovered from the excrement so i tried to kill him with a door.
day 6 today,in edinburgh..half way through the tour....glasgow tomorrow with divorce and awesome band from portland purple rhinestone eagle,hopefully see you all there.